Well, as many gardeners know, as our gardens start taking root and such, pests seem to increase exponentially. Pests include birds like quail, robins and starlings along with the slimy pests like snails and slugs. It looks like this is a big year for wood lice (pill bugs, rolly-pollies) too.
So the conscientious organic veggie gardener has to take steps pretty much immediately to make sure that these pests don’t use the garden as a buffet. Unfortunately, sometimes we don’t win. Like in the case of my slicer cucumbers, which this year are lemon cukes. I had five sprouts come up. They were so cute with their tender green leaves and tiny, vital-looking stems.
Then one evening the slugs slimed out of the grass and devastated that mound of cuke sprouts, leaving one (mostly chewed) sprout behind. I was sure the sprout was a goner, and one is not enough anyway, so I planted more. That spout has made a marvelous comeback! And four more sprouts are saying hello as well!
Here’s what you can do to keep slugs away from the plants: use dried egg shells. That’s right, when you use an egg, put the shell back in the carton. When you have a carton of empty shells, set the carton outside for a few days to let the shells dry out. When the shells are dry, dump them into a tough, black plastic bag.
When you have several cartons-worth of dried egg shells dumped into that bag, twist it closed and stomp. Pulverize those egg shells, letting the bag contain them. When your egg shells are pulverized, not egg shell dust, but not very big, sprinkle a trail of pulverized shells around each planting bed. You can also just sprinkle a trail all around each plant.
This trail of egg shells will basically be a wall of broken glass shards for slugs. They will shred themselves to bits when they go over the shells. This trick works very well with slugs, but obviously you need to plan ahead so you can start saving egg shells fast.
If you live in a place that has those massive snails, you need to understand that they don’t like these shells, but the shells won’t be much of a deterrent for them. The other organic trick I know works for both snails and slugs, but is more work-intensive.
You have to buy some beer. Not light beer. Then you have to sink some shallow containers (I cut some plastic cups down to about 1 1/2 inches tall) into the ground, making sure that you don’t leave sharp edges exposed. Pour about an inch or so of beer into each container. You will have wanted to sink the containers near to the plants that are being victimized by the snails. The beer will attract both slugs and snails. The beer will also drown them.
Three weeks ago, I found a massive snail drowned in one of these containers. I didn’t feel sorry at all. Nope.
As for the pill bugs, you can use a combination of Dawn (it has to be Dawn!) dish soap and tabasco sauce and water. Spray the combo onto your plants. The pill bugs will drink it and die. Tabasco sauce is near the ketchup in my local grocery store.
I don’t know the exact proportions, but I can tell you what works if you have a Miracle-Gro feeder attachment for your hose. Put two somewhat overflowing tablespoons of Dawn and two overflowing tablespoons of tabasco into the feeder. Then fill the feeder most of the way. Attach it to your hose. Turn your hose on– not too high. Spray. Do it again the next day and the next.
That should do it.
As for birds, you can cover or surround your planting beds with bird netting or with my preference, row cloth. The best row cloth has Reemay for a brand name. I’ve ordered row cloth, as I mentioned in a previous post, from a good website. Scroll down to find that link. Make sure you weight the cloth down with rocks or something so it doesn’t blow away. Also, as your sprouts grow, put something under the cloth to prop it up so your sprouts have room to grow.
By now, most gardeners should have tomatoes in the ground and they should be doing well. If your tomato plants are not thriving yet, don’t water them for two to three days. Let the ground get nice and dry. Then water every two days for about a week. Then move to every three days. Letting the ground dry pushes the roots to stretch and strengthen. Then the water helps them get moving.
Remember that the provident garden will only provide if you stay diligent. Love your garden and it will love you back.

